Dear Diary,
Well, we rescued them folks. It turned into a big fight, and I got hurt real bad. But let me tell it in order.
We took a van out to this base that had all these guys captured. I had to drive, cause I’m the only one who can. We snuck up on this big building that had guard towers on it and all. Dusty and me climbed up to the roof and used our guns that we got from them soldier boys to take down the guards in the towers. (Those guns are good for that because they’re awfully quiet.) We put on some of their armor, which turned out to be an awfully good thing. Then we all went inside and got the drop on a bunch of other guards in the entryway.
Well, we heard that the prisoners that we were there to rescue were in the basement, but that there were around 80 guards all over the place. Hank wanted to just kill all them all in their sleep, but I figured that was a pretty rotten thing to do. (That Hank sure does like killing people. He says he only kills people who need killing, but it sure does seem that an awful lot of people need killing when Hank’s around. I don’t think he’s a nice feller at all.) And besides, Mr Dutch said it would be awfully difficult for the four of us to kill so many people, even if they did start out alseep and all. So Dusty and me snuck down into the basement to get the prisoners while Hank and Mr Dutch stayed in the main hall keeping an eye on things.
We didn’t have no trouble getting the prisoners. There was a whole mess of them, including this really cute Nihonese prince and all his servants. (Looking at him made me think of this Nihonese word I learned from the sleep teacher – bishonen. If that prince ain’t a bishonen, I don’t know who is!) There was also this older Roman guy, and some scroll-headed girl. We got them all up back to the hall level without any trouble, when suddenly these statues standing all around came alive and started attacking us.
Well, that was a big to-do, because our guns didn’t hardly do any damage to them at all. But I managed to knock one over, and everyone else kept fighting until we managed to hurt them some, and because they moved pretty slow, we was able to get past them to the door.
At one point, I grabbed a spear and used it to try to keep one of the statues from stopping escaping prisoners. I thrust at it, but instead it stuck me with its spear. The spear went pretty deep in my belly, and I was bleeding like something stuck bad, which I guess I was. And boy, did it hurt – I ain’t never felt nothing that hurt so much. If I could’ve, I’d have screamed louder then a big brass band.
Anyway, we finally got outside and found one of them flying ships out there. The prisoner who could fly it was dead, killed by them statues, but I reckoned I could figure it out. So I flew everyone out of there, even though I was still bleeding and stuff.
We stopped back near our van, where we had left Doc. I was starting to feel a little dizzy, and Doc said something about shock and loss of blood. But he did something to me that made it all feel better, and before I knew what’s what, that big gash in my belly just closed right up, leaving only a hole in my armor and a whole lot of blood to show where I got hurt. When I got a chance to clean up and change later, I saw there weren’t even a scar. Boy, Doc sure does good work! I figure I owe him. Maybe I’ll make him something nice to wear or a scarf or his favorite cake or something, cause he sure did me a good turn there.
We’re now heading back to the hotel to get our stuff, and everyone’s talking with the bishonen prince and the old guy. They’re going to call someone to let them know what’s happening. I’ll write more when I know what’s going on.